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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:46

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.